Omg what should me and my cat do?

My cat angus invited me for a night out with some off his mates so to be polite i said yes. So me , angus and his boys got to the hangout and we were eating like the best cat food brand ever. Then another group of cats came along so they was all like hissing at them so i hissed as well. Then one of them dissed my cat angus and called him a fat old man. So i charged at the cat and chucked him against the wall and punched him loads of times then all the cats joined in and we battered the other group of cats. We was all like yeah we won and we were drinking cat milk. Now they are saying the are gonna call the cat police and we are all like wtf they started it. So what should we all do? Btw im a human and they are cat.