Spiritually speaking, if your dog knitted you a coat, would wear it?

would you then attatch it to a dead flaming albatross which was tied by its beak to the back of a monster truck plowing the the great mall and then exploded sending a man flying into ron weaslies "the bomb" car? i dunno about you but i think grandma would suggest you do it another way with biscuits and seductive hair gel.